Funny Jokes

Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Why are people in the middle of the ocean yelling "Shark!" stupid?

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.