Funny Jokes

Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?

Joke: A military captain approaches a prostitute and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"

She replies, "Of course, a handsome military man like you."

The captain turns around, "COMPANY! FORWARD!"

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.

Joke: A man went to an Asian restaurant and told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery.
The waiter thanked him.

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!