Juana
Juana

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Author's Riddles

Question: You are in a house with no windows or doors or chimney and you're trying to escape. You only have a table and a mirror. How do you escape?

Umbrella (medium)

Question: One hundred people were standing under an unbrella. The umbrella was an ordinary sized umbrella. How did all the people not get wet?

3 men walking (medium)

Question: 3 men were walking along a path. Suddenly, a huge rainstorm started, and 2 men started to walk faster. The other men walked at the same steady beat and when the all got to the destination, the 2 who walked faster were soaking, and the men who walked at the same speed was as dry as before. How can this be?

Jump (medium)

Question: A man was standing next to a window. He looked through it, and on impulse, opened it and jumped. The building was 12 stories high, and the ground was concrete. (The man was on the twelfth floor.) How did the man survive?

The hotel (medium)

Question: Two travelers have been traveling for a whole day. When they reach a hotel, they each get a room next to each other. During the night, one man couldn't fall asleep. The wall was so thin he could hear his partner snoring away. The man calls his friend, and when his friend answers, the man says thank you, hangs-up, and falls asleep. How did calling his friend help?

Four Siblings (medium)

Question: John's mother has four children. There names are March, April, May... What's the last child's name?

The Egg (medium)

Question: A rooster lays a egg on a pyramid. Which way will the egg roll? North, east, south, or west?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!


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Joke: Why did the tomato turn red?


Punch line: It saw the salad dressing.


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Joke: Which word can have an opposite meaning to it when you remove a letter?


Punch line: Friend, because if you remove the r, it becomes fiend.


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Joke: What happened when one rubber band told another rubber band a joke that wasn't funny?


Punch line: The other rubber band snapped!


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Joke: Mom: Don't cry over spilled milk.


Punch line: I'm not crying over spilled milk, I'm crying over spilled ice-cream!


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Joke: Once there were three guys. They were Joe, Ryan, and Bob. After they died, they went up to heaven. When they got there, god said, you guys have been good so I'll give you another chance; but when you go back down there, you can not step on any ducks. So they went back down to earth. One day, Ryan went for a walk. When he saw Joe, Joe was with the most hideous girl Ryan has ever met. So he asked Joe, "What happened?", and Joe said "Sorry, I stepped on a duck." Another day, Joe went walking and saw Ryan with the most hideous girl he's ever seen. So he asked Ryan what happened. Ryan said,"Sorry dude, I stepped on a duck." Another day, and Joe and Ryan went walking, and they saw Bob with the most beautiful girl they've ever met. SO they asked, "What hapened?" and the girl said, "Sorry guys, I stepped on a duck!"


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Joke: Do you know what IDK stands for?


Punch line: Yeah, I don't know.


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Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?


Punch line: A river, because it has two banks!


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Joke: Why did the chef jog with a computer?


Punch line: He wanted to run a program!


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Joke: When do you turn into ice years old?


Punch line: When you're living with a mammoth because a mammoth lives in the ICE age.


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?


Punch line: A frost-bite!


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Joke: What do you call an old snowman?


Punch line: Water.


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Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.


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Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?


Punch line: He was chasing a boomerang!


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