Funny Jokes

Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?

Joke: What word start with F and ends with CK?

Joke: How can you spot a tweeker at the grocery store?

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: Three engineers are fighting over what kind of engineer God must be. The first one says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the joints!"

The second engineer says, "No! God must be a electrical engineer, look at the nervous system."

The final engineer says, "It's obvious he is a civil engineer, who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through prime recreational area?"