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Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?


Punch line: Teachers tell you to spit out your gum. Trains say, "Chew! Chew!"


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Joke: How is going to Harvard like being a sex offender?


Punch line: You have to tell everybody you meet.


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Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"

The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"


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Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?


Punch line: Wasabi!


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Joke: how do they expel people in hogwarts?


Punch line: Expelliarmus


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