goldenapollo1
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About: I am 56 years old I love to write and draw I work construction and live in central Oregon. I love telling jokes and riddles. I have been solving them, creating them, telling them for 49 years. I have also been a gamer for almost as long.


Author's Riddles

Question: Can you fill in the next 3 letters in the sequence? J-F-M-A-M-J-J-A-?-?-?

What am I (medium)

Question: From a Bishop to a redhead Or an elf to an Inca From solitary to shy From green to purple Or Garnet to wood From glossy to magnificent Even a fish to a rhinoceros.... What are they?

Question: If you were sentenced to death and you were given the choice of how you would die how would you choose to die?

Question: "The Captain is my brother," testified the soldier. But the Captain testified he didn't have a brother. Who is telling the truth?

Question: Can you fill in the next three letters in this sequence? J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, ?, ?, ?

What am I ? (medium)

Question: I have the power to turn day into night And night into day I am worshiped by many Even when I'm quartered and halved. Look but you shall not find me when I am new.

Question: ENOLA

Question: TIME TIME

Question: N I P

Question: NTUS SUNT TNSU USTN

Question: HSALF

What is it ? (medium)

Question: I am known as a quarter. Brand new I hide from all to see. When I am full, I can guide you so you can dance or walk or sing or talk.

Common factor (medium)

Question: Skirt-Top-Leg-Apron

Common factor (medium)

Question: What do all these names have in common ? Solitairy Bishop Shy Redhead Green Purple Rhinoceros Fish Magnificent Elf Glossy Wood Inca Garnet

What is it ? (medium)

Question: Stars, scores and springs have them. Fingers, and backs have them. Keys, switches and cups have them. Leaders and mothers have them.

What is it ? (medium)

Question: A machine has it yet it can be all you have. It can be the bomb yet we're forever running out of it even though the World has all of it.

What is it ? (medium)

Question: You wait for it. It appears, cracks, stays for a moment, then disappears before your eyes.

What is it ? (medium)

Question: You can find them on plants. One is for music. Most have two. Someone may ask you for yours. Politely, you lend yours to another. Only if you are good you can play by it.

Author's Jokes

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Joke: What did the fish say when it hit the wall ?


Punch line: DAM !!!


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Joke: What do you call a gay female dinosaur?


Punch line: A Lickalotapus


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Joke: What do you call a gay male dinosaur?


Punch line: A Mega-saur-ass


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Joke: What is the difference between O.J. Simpson and Simba from the 'Lion King'?


Punch line: One is an African lion and the other is a lyin' African.


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Joke: Are the Tickle Me Elmo dolls male or female?


Punch line: They're all males because they get two 'test tickles' before being sent to stores!


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Joke: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?


Punch line: Homeless


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