Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?

Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?

Joke: There's no I in denial!

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?