Joke #758

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

Joke: What do you call a guy who makes pottery and is going through puberty?

Joke: What do eggs do for fun?

Joke: What do you call a bear without shoes?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!