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Joke: Customer: Do you have alligator shoes?

Joke: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

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Joke: Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

Student: I don't have a real limit, my potential is exponential.

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?