Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.


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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?


Punch line: I've got my ion you.


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Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?


Punch line: They prefer to not drop the base.


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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?


Punch line: They make up everything.


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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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