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Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.


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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.


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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.


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Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?


Punch line: Get off my level!


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Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."


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