Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."


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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.


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Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?


Punch line: An electron.


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Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?


Punch line: They have mass.


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Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.


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