These funny riddles and answers are guaranteed to make you think, and they will hopefully make you laugh as well. A good funny riddle is one that provides your brain with a logical puzzle as well as using jokes and humor to tickle your funny bone. The puzzles and brain teasers we placed in this section have been selected for their use of irony, humor, and fancy word play to add an extra dimension of funniness to the puzzle being presented. It has been cited in many studies how beneficial solving riddles and puzzles are to the brain, both young and old, and adding a dimension of humor to them is a great way to make brain excercise more pleasant.
Note that dirty riddles are held to an appropriate, kid-friendly standard here at GoodRiddlesNow.com. Here at GRN, we believe that riddles are a highly effective way to develop mental skills and understanding in young children, so we have worked hard to make our site a useful tool for school-age children. We ensure that the puzzles in this section are funny riddles for adults as well as kids, therefore, dirty riddles that would be inappropriate for children are kept off. Also not that these riddles may be easier than most, so please visit the hard riddles section for more difficult brain teasers. So, these are great funny riddles for kids and can be used in a classroom setting without worry. If you like riddles and you like jokes, take these funny joke riddle hybrids for a spin.
Question: There is a man who is a conductor on a train. He runs someone over so the conductor gets sentenced to death. He goes to an electric chair, the people that work there say, "it's your last day to live, what would you like to eat?" The man replies peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to a 10 times better electric chair there they say what would you like to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, he eats the peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to Alcatraz, they say what do you want to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day they send him to the best electric chair in the world they say what would you like to eat? He replies peanut butter and cereal, he eats a peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens, they say why aren't you getting electrocuted? And the conductor says-
Answer: I am a bad conductor!
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