Question: I am a nice word composed of five letters, but the Romans would call me a numbers.
What am I?
Hint: The word is polite.
Answer: Civil (C, I, V, and L are all roman numerals).
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.