Question: After Timmy broke his leg he had to use a wheelchair. For PE, he had to give his teacher an excuse note. The teacher ripped it up and told Timmy to run with the other kids. Suddenly, Timmy felt a kick in his leg that was in a cast. No one had kicked him. Timmy was so mad he got up and walked to the other kids to asked who kicked his leg. Timmy was so excited when he realized he was walking that he ripped off his cast. Just then Timmy... Finish the sentence
Answer: Woke up because he was dreaming.
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.