Marrying

Question: One day, Jack went to Walmart. He saw Santa and wanting to talk to him. He then told Santa what he wanted for Christmas. At the end, Santa told Jack, Merry Christmas. Jack said, I can't. Santa was confused. What does Jack mean, I can't?

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Question: What tastes better than it smells?

Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?