Riddle #278

Question: At the beginning of the first day of school there was a dead boy found inside of a classroom. They found 3 suspects: The janitor, the teacher and one of the boy's classmates. The janitor claims that he was just cleaning the room, the teacher said that she was computing her student's grades and the boy's classmate claims that he was listening to music.

Who committed the crime?

Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?

Question: What tastes better than it smells?

Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?

Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?