Question: At the beginning of the first day of school there was a dead boy found inside of a classroom. They found 3 suspects: The janitor, the teacher and one of the boy's classmates. The janitor claims that he was just cleaning the room, the teacher said that she was computing her student's grades and the boy's classmate claims that he was listening to music.
Who committed the crime?
Answer: The Teacher. It's still the first day of school so there would be no grades.
Question: A horse jumps over a castle killing a woman, who is she?
Answer: The Queen in a chess game
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.