Easy Riddles and Answers

Question: A child asked his grandfather: "When you were young, what were you?" The grandfather replied, "I am one hundred, nothing, one thousand, one and one hundred". What's his career?

Question: You can not eat me until you undress me. What am I?

Question: A man walks into a ballet room with girls. Looks around. How many men does he see?

Question: You are in a car with your friend and your car ran out of gas. You went to the gas station to go pick up some gas. You told your friend to close all the windows and don't turn the radio on. Your friend turned the radio on and the radio was the news reporting there is a murderer in town. Your friend looked up and saw the murderer. The murderer killed your friend. How is this possible?

Question: A cat,mouse,and dog all had an instrument,the dog had a flute,the cat had a trombone and the mouse's instrument bugs the dog.What was the mouse's instrument?