Author's Riddles

Homonyms!!! (medium)

Question: How do you get out of a room with no exits with just a mirror and a table?

Hard. (medium)

Question: You were asked to label the light switches for your company. You are in a room, with unlabeled light switches. There are 3 of them, and there are 3 lightbulbs in the next room. You can not travel back and forth. How do you successfully label the lightbulbs???

Saint Ives (medium)

Question: As I was going to saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack has seven cats, each cat has seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives. How many are going to saint Ives?

Question: Railroad crossing, watch for cars. How do you spell it without any r's?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.

Punch line: One day, they were at a baseball game. they were murder suspects, so the officer asked them if they killed the guy, and they said "We did it!" then he asked him what with. "forks and knives" "why?" "he stole my lollipop." they were all arrested.

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Joke: yo mama's so fat, when she went to ass hall, she had to take two trips

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