# MasterOfRiddlesMing

### Author's Riddles

##### Haunted House 2 (medium)

Question: You are trapped in a haunted house. There are three ways out. The first way you will fall in a pit. The next you will get attacked by lions that haven't eaten in a thousand years. In the third you will get shot at. Which way is safe?

##### A Haunted House (medium)

Question: You are trapped in a haunted house with no electricity. There are four doors to get out of the house only one is safe. In one door a man will stab you, in another you will get electrocuted, in another one you will get shot at, in the final one it is filled with vicious dogs. Which door is safe?

##### H's (medium)

Question: Harry, the happy hippo, happily hopped from the hippo hospital. How many h's are in this sentence?

##### Santa's Reindeer (medium)

Question: Santa always leaves plans for his elves to determine the order in which the reindeer will pull his sleigh. This year, for the European leg of his journey, his elves are working to the following schedule, that will form a single line of nine reindeer: ReindeerComet behind Rudolph, Prancer and Cupid. Blitzen behind Cupid and in front of Donder, Vixen and Dancer. Cupid in front of Comet, Blitzen and Vixen. Donder behind Vixen, Dasher and Prancer. Rudolph behind Prancer and in front of Donder, Dancer and Dasher. Vixen in front of Dancer and Comet. Dancer behind Donder, Rudolph and Blitzen. Prancer in front of Cupid, Donder and Blitzen. Dasher behind Prancer and in front of Vixen, Dancer and Blitzen. Donder behind Comet and Cupid. Cupid in front of Rudolph and Dancer. Vixen behind Rudolph, Prancer and Dasher.

##### Brain Teaser (medium)

Question: What four related words are merged together: TOUS RGQC URRO IAAN RLGS EEET ENE

##### Lol (medium)

Question: Spell it

##### Dictionaries... (medium)

Question: I have be checked over by experts lots of times. But the word is still spelled incorrectly. What is the word?

##### XD (medium)

Question: We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?

##### Hard? (medium)

Question: Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold.

##### THIS WILL DRIVE YA CRAZY (medium)

Question: I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?

##### NOT DA HAND (medium)

Question: I have four fingers and a thumb but I am not living. What am I?

##### Tricky! (medium)

Question: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. WARNING! ANSWER IS NOT POISON ;0

##### 3 Questions (Very Hard) (medium)

Question: 1. A bat and a ball cast \$1.10 cents in total. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? 2. If five machines made five gadgets in five minutes, how much time would it take for 100 machines to make 100 gadgets? 3. The was a lake, it was full with lily pads, each day the lily pads doubled in size, it took 48 days for the lily pads to cover all of the lake how long would it take for the lily pads to cover half of the lake?

##### Might be Hard (medium)

Question: Sailing CCCCCCC

### Author's Jokes

##### Joke #2723

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Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'