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Question: What type of car does a sheep drives?
Answer: Lamborghini!
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Question: What is your favourite thing?
Answer: Your favourite thing is the thing that you love the most!
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Question: What kind of book can you use to go internet??
Answer: Macbook
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Question: You can see this under the sea, at dessert, toilets, kitchen, in your school, in shopping mall, in your body, beside you, on television and everywhere.
Answer: COLOURS!!!
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Question: Which kind of board can you use to insert letters?
Answer: Keyboard
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Question: What are you doing now?
Answer: You are reading my riddle now
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Question: what is ready when you add a letter inside?
Answer: Read
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Question: Where are you at now?
Answer: You are now at 'goodriddlesnow.com'
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Question: What starts with an 'e' and ends with an 'e' and have a letter inside?
Answer: Envolope
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Question: James found a little hamster on the floor. He then took pictures of it. Why when he go to the gallery in his phone, he only see his faces instead of the hamster.
Answer: It is because he took the phone up side down and capture his own faces instead of the hamster.
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Question: Jerry had a wife that will always delete the pictures of mouse from Jerry's phone when Jerry is asleep. 1day, Jerry saw a mouse and he wanted to take a picture of it. After taking the picture, he went asleep. Why when he woke up,the picture still there?
Answer: It is because Jerry's wife went overseas for 1 week with her friends.
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Question: Jerry had a wife that will always delete the pictures of mouse from Jerry's phone when Jerry is asleep. 1day, Jerry saw a mouse and he wanted to take a picture of it. After taking the picture, he went Asleep. Why can he still see the picture next morning?
Answer: It is because Jerry went to a hotel called Asleep without her wife so her wife didn't check his phone yet.
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Question: Jerry had a wife that will always delete the pictures of mouse from Jerry's phone when Jerry is asleep. 1day, Jerry saw a mouse and he wanted to take a picture of it. After taking the picture, He went asleep. Why when He woke up, the picture still there?
Answer: It is because Jerry have a son named Henry and Jerry calls him He. So when i said He went asleep, i means that hisd son went asleep. So Jerry haven't went asleep. That means that Jerry's wife haven't check Jerry's phone.
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Question: Ben saw a very special bus. Its colour is yellow and purple. This bus can fit more than 99 persons. Guess where he saw that bus.
Answer: At the bus STOP
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Question: Which kind of book can move by itself?
Answer: Bookworm
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Question: There are two persons. One is dead and one is still breathing. The dead one is called dead person. What did the other person call?
Answer: Help!!
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Question: Sam's father have 2 daughters and 2 sons. Oldest one went out already. Second child is at her school and the third child is Sam.The youngest one is at the primary school. When the father came back,Sam on his laptop.Than he saw a lot of chips. How could that be possible?
Answer: The father bought boxes of chips for his children
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Question: Chipy on his laptop and saw a piece of wood 1. How can that possible
Answer: His background picture was a piece of wood
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Question: Sam's father have ten sons. 1st son is called One. Second son is called Two Third son called three . Fourth son called four and fifth son called five. Sixth son called six and seventh son called seven. Eight son called eighty and ninth son called nimer. What is the tenth son's name
Answer: Sam
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Joke: Teacher: Christ! What is 24 + 36? Christ: Umm….Let me think..Ahhh! I know! it's a question..right? Teacher: I know it's question but what is the answer? Christ: Hahaha!!Teacher..you think i don't know the answer? The answer is a number…right Teacher: OMG!! hmmm..I need to cool down. okay. Christ you said that the answer is a number right? Christ: Yes!!! I did!! Why? is it correct? Teacher: It is a number but what number is it? Christ: Umm… Let me think! Mandy: i know! I know! teacher I know the answer!! Teacher: Yes Mandy. Mandy: the number is a even number right? Teacher:OMG!!! kay never mind. How do you know it is a even number? Mandy: I don't know.. I've been guessing.! Teacher:What!!! OMG I hate this class! Ricky: Wait!! wait!! teacher the answer five hundred and 10 right? Teacher: Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!
Punch line: The teacher is hoping to listen to a number answer so when the teacher finally heard a number, the teacher is very happy. The teacher then say that Ricky's answer(510)is correct. Read if u wan to know how Ricky get 510. 24+36= 2+3 and 4+6 =5 and 10 =510