Question: When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's turned into the teacher.
Question: Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?
Answer: 50 percent.
Question: There are two sisters: one gives birth to the other and she, in turn, gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?
Answer: Day and night.
Question: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?
Answer: Of course it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one).
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