Question: When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's turned into the teacher.
Question: A horse jumps over a castle killing a woman, who is she?
Answer: The Queen in a chess game
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.