Question: You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door. Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. You are confused but quickly think of what food you have. You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. What do you open first?
Answer: The door for your parents.
Question: A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime.
How did he manage this?
Answer: If he is paying $9500 he wouldn't use any dimes to pay for it.
Question: Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays.
How could this be?
Answer: They are born in different places, in different time zones.
Question: Four jolly men sat down to play, they played all night until the break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun, with a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts, they all made quite fair amounts.
Not one lost and all gained.
Now that you've heard, can you explain?
Answer: The four men are musicians getting payed to play.
Question: In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over the flowers. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower there is one flower left out.
Answer: 4 bees and 3 flowers.
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