Question: Does England have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yeah, right after the 3rd of July.
Question: A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.
To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?
Answer: The horse, all of them have two right hooves!
Question: There's a place in the world where the wind blows south then suddenly north.
Where is it?
Answer: The South Pole. Until it reaches the pole it is going south, then as it passes the pole it is going north.
Question: An empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 25 get off.
How many people are on the bus at this point?
Answer: Just 1, the driver.
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