Question: One day, Jack went to Walmart. He saw Santa and wanting to talk to him. He then told Santa what he wanted for Christmas. At the end, Santa told Jack, Merry Christmas. Jack said, I can't. Santa was confused. What does Jack mean, I can't?
Answer: He told Santa that he can't merry Christmas, because Christmas is a holiday, not a person.
Question: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Put it in and shut the door. How do you put a elephant in a fridge? Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. There's this animal party all animals are there besides for one what animal is not?
Answer: The elephant he's still the the fridge.
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