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Question: What did the hang glider say about autumn rock climbing?
Answer: That's for the fall guy.
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Question: What did the leaves say to the autumn wind?
Answer: I fall for you.
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Question: What did the salt and pepper say about autumn spice.
Answer: That season changes everything.
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Question: What item could not be worn at the Fall Dance?
Answer: Harvest
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Question: Time belongs to men twice a day - what time is it?
Answer: 5:14 on the digital clock (turned upside down 5:14 reads 'his')
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Question: what government agency is also a possessive pronoun?
Answer: The IRS if there isn't a tax refund, your$ becomes theirs(TheIRS).
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Question: why did the cops raid the orchestra pit?
Answer: they heard that where the lute (loot) was hidden:-)
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Question: in all of written history I won't show up at the end of a sentence but I will be there in the end . . .
Answer: a time period
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Question: how do cows count?
Answer: they use a 'cow'nter (counter) - :-)
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Question: what is a cow moving backward?
Answer: a coward
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Question: if forward is going ahead and toward is coming at you what is a cow moving forward toward you?
Answer: a coward
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Question: what did the postman say to the mailbox?
Answer: letter(her) in!
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Joke: I arrived at the nowhere that never is . . .
Punch line: I realized it's the somewhere I'd been before . . .