Kids Riddles

 
The stick (medium)

Question: A man with a stick walks up to another man. Why?


Question: If green means go, yellow means slow down or caution, and red means stop. Why can't traffic lights go when they turn to green?

Animal Party (medium)

Question: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Put it in and shut the door. How do you put a elephant in a fridge? Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. There's this animal party all animals are there besides for one what animal is not?

Two Us=? (medium)

Question: What do you call 2 Us?

Golfing (medium)

Question: One day a bunny went golfing, he wore 2 pairs of pants, Why?