Funny Riddles

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: There was a dancing juggler performing everyday from Monday to Sunday,from 8 Am to 7 PM straight. At 6:50 he was performing his act in New Jersey, so he was dancing while juggling 8 eggs; 3 were raw, the other 2 were hard boiled, where were the other 3?

Question: If you are Canadian when you go into the washroom and your Canadian when you come out of the washroom. What are you when you are in the washroom?

Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?