By da laugher
Question: There was a dancing juggler performing everyday from Monday to Sunday,from 8 Am to 7 PM straight. At 6:50 he was performing his act in New Jersey, so he was dancing while juggling 8 eggs; 3 were raw, the other 2 were hard boiled, where were the other 3?
Answer: in his stomach!!
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!
Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick!