Funny Riddles

 

Question: You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door. Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. You are confused but quickly think of what food you have. You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. What do you open first?


Question: I do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal everyday.

What am I?

Question: It smells like blue paint,
pours like green paint,
and it looks like a red truck.

What is it?

Question: How many apples grow on a tree?

Question: Something different to show every week, but I'm still the same place.
If you're eating it's probably butter that you taste.

What am I?