Funny Riddles

 
Tall king (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?


By jena

Question: What do you call two banana peels?

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: There was a dancing juggler performing everyday from Monday to Sunday,from 8 Am to 7 PM straight. At 6:50 he was performing his act in New Jersey, so he was dancing while juggling 8 eggs; 3 were raw, the other 2 were hard boiled, where were the other 3?

Question: If you are Canadian when you go into the washroom and your Canadian when you come out of the washroom. What are you when you are in the washroom?