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Question: What did the tablecloth say to the table?
Answer: "Don't move, I've got you covered!"
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Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Answer: C-A-T.
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Question: What does everyone always overlook?
Answer: His nose.
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Question: Who had the most people for dinner?
Answer: A cannibal.
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Question: What is taller sitting down than standing up?
Answer: A dog.
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Question: Why do baby pass eat so much?
Answer: They all want to make hogs of themselves.
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Question: When is a dog most likely to enter a house?
Answer: When the door is open.
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Question: What is worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Answer: Finding half a worm.
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Question: Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?
Answer: He can hold up a five-ton truck with one hand.
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Question: What letters are not in the alphabet?
Answer: The ones in the mailbox.
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Question: When is a letter all wet?
Answer: When it has postage due.
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Question: What is the name of a big green house, That's built around a big white house, Inside of which is a fine red house, Full of little brown babies?
Answer: Watermelon.
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Question: What can you hold without touching it?
Answer: Your tongue.
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Question: What's the best exercise for losing weight?
Answer: Pushing yourself away from the table.
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Question: What kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket?
Answer: A screwdriver.
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Question: What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Answer: Water.
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Question: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
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Question: What did the hen say when she laid a square egg?
Answer: OUCH!
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Question: What always weighs the same, no matter what size it is?
Answer: A hole.
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Question: What kind of keys won't open a door?
Answer: Monkeys, turkeys, and donkeys.
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Question: A box without hinges, key or lid, yet inside, gold treasure is hid. What am I?
Answer: An egg
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