Funny Riddles

Question: Why couldn't the skinny man eat all of his fat burger?

Question: I'm a measurement of time.
But you'll find me on a map, not a clock.

What am I?

Question: The bully asks a guy named Connor "What do you call a guy whose name is Connor?"

Question: 1 man walks in to a bar another man walks into a bar the third man ducks. Why did the third man bring a duck?

Question: What looks like a duck but is red?