Funny Riddles

Question: Why was the fat man sad?

Question: Why was the mother firefly unhappy?

Question: Which Boston Red Sox player wears the biggest hat?

Question: What is the easiest way to poke a balloon without popping it?

Question: Angel and Dory were found on the ground gasping for air surrounded by glass and water. The person who found them quickly got a glass of water for them and they were fine.

What happened to Angel and Dory?