Funny Riddles


Question: What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?

Question: A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.

How did he find it?

Question: The shorter I am, the bigger I am.

What am I?

Question: When do you go at red, but stop at green?

Question: I am the only organ that named myself.What am I?