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Question: What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?
Answer: A seat belt.
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Question: A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.How did he find it?
Answer: Probably a map, it is between England and France.
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Question: The shorter I am, the bigger I am.What am I?
Answer: A temper.
Question: When do you go at red, but stop at green?
Answer: When you are eating a watermelon!
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Question: I am the only organ that named myself.What am I?
Answer: The brain!
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