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Question: if 0+0 =0, what does 1+1=?
Answer: window, 1+1 and = is on the top
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Question: what runs, but has no legs?
Answer: a river
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Question: Billy was born on December 28th , yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
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Question: So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all?
Answer: I will be suspended.
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Question: If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
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Question: Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
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Question: Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn ‘t discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]
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Question: I'm short when I'm young, I'm big when I'm big. what am i?
Answer: you!( people, small young, big old)
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Question: you are my sister, but i am not, who am i ?
Answer: i am your brother
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Question: JIMMY went into the water, when he went back up , what was has name?
Answer: Jimmy, the fact that he was under water doesn't change his name
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Question: I'm so fragile, really fragile, that when someone says my name... well, I break! What am I?
Answer: slience
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Question: It's 3 a.m., the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors! It's your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?
Answer: your eyes, because you are very tired
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Question: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
Answer: Carpet.
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Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: An ear of corn.
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Question: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer: a towel
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Question: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
Answer: The president!
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Question: How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Answer: Add the letter 'G' and it's 'Gone'.
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Question: I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old.What am I?
Answer: A candle.
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Question: If a white house is white and a yellow house is yellow, what color is a green house?
Answer: A greenhouse (for plants) is made of glass generally so it is clear.
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Question: there are 10 birds sitting on a tree, a person shot one down, how many are left on the tree?
Answer: 0, they all flew away!
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Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?
Punch line: The Bermuda triangle.
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Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Punch line: to get to the other side
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Joke: why did the horse cross the road?
Punch line: to get to the moo-vies
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Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?
Punch line: So he wouldn't get laughed at.
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Joke: knock knock who's there ketchup ketchup who ketch up or you will be late
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