# michaelrocksmichael

### Author's Riddles

##### Riddle #535 (medium)

Question: if 0+0 =0, what does 1+1=?

##### Riddle #518 (medium)

Question: what runs, but has no legs?

##### Riddle #515 (medium)

Question: Billy was born on December 28th , yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

##### Riddle #514 (medium)

Question: So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all?

##### Riddle #513 (medium)

Question: If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

##### Riddle #512 (medium)

Question: Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

##### Riddle #511 (medium)

Question: Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

##### Riddle #505 (medium)

Question: I'm short when I'm young, I'm big when I'm big. what am i?

##### Riddle #504 (medium)

Question: you are my sister, but i am not, who am i ?

##### Riddle #489 (medium)

Question: JIMMY went into the water, when he went back up , what was has name?

##### Riddle #479 (medium)

Question: I'm so fragile, really fragile, that when someone says my name... well, I break! What am I?

##### Riddle #478 (medium)

Question: It's 3 a.m., the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors! It's your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?

##### Riddle #477 (medium)

Question: Whats the end of beginning

##### Riddle #422 (easy)

Question: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

##### Riddle #421 (medium)

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

##### Riddle #420 (medium)

Question: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

##### Riddle #417 (medium)

Question: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

##### How do you make the number one disappear riddle (medium)

Question: How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

##### I am tall when I am young (medium)

Question: I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old.What am I?

##### What color is a green house? (easy)

Question: If a white house is white and a yellow house is yellow, what color is a green house?

##### Riddle #402 (medium)

Question: there are 10 birds sitting on a tree, a person shot one down, how many are left on the tree?

### Author's Jokes

##### Joke #373

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Joke: what food hangs himself?

Punch line: a wall-nut

##### Joke #359

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Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?

Punch line: The Bermuda triangle.

##### Joke #351

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Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Punch line: to get to the other side

##### Joke #343

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Joke: Where did the horse live?

Punch line: The nay-borhood.

##### Joke #342

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Joke: why did the horse cross the road?

Punch line: to get to the moo-vies

##### Joke #298

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Joke: What is at the end of everything?

Punch line: The letter 'g'.

##### Joke #267

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Joke: what goes down but never goes up

Punch line: rain

##### Joke #257

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Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?

Punch line: So he wouldn't get laughed at.