Funny Riddles

Question: You have lost your mother at the carnival. You search for her and eventually you see her.

What's the first thing you do when you see her?

Question: Two men are facing each other alone in a large room. There is a clock on the wall. One man, who thinks of himself as a prophet, says to the other, "In five minutes you'll be stabbed in the back."

The other man is very distraught and stares at the clock. After five minutes he is stabbed in the back.

What happened?

Question: Why was the fat man happy?

Question:

Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,
Use me right and I'll cover your snout.

What am I?

Question: Draw, fire, or fill me;
I'm still empty.

What am I?