Funny Riddles

Question: What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 1/2 goat?

Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?

Question: A rooster lays an egg at 6:00 AM. When does the farmer find it?

Question: It takes ten men ten hours to build a certain wall. How long does it take five men to build the same wall?

Question: Light hides me and darkness kills me.

What am I?