Funny Riddles

 

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?


Question: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it but it didn't say a word. He tried to return the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied.

How can this be?

Question: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?

By jena

Question: What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Question: What is thrown to both kings and beggars?