Question: What is thrown to both kings and beggars?
Answer: A toilet (porcelain throne).
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: Look at my face, I am somebody. look at my back, i am nobody. What am I?
Answer: I am a mirror
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.