Funny Riddles

Question: I cannot hear or even see,
but sense light and sounds there may be.
Sometimes I end up on the hook,
or even deep into a book.

What am I?

Question: It turns into a different story.

What is it?

Question: When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send.

What am I?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?

Question: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it but it didn't say a word. He tried to return the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied.

How can this be?