Question: What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 1/2 goat?
Answer: Chicago. 3/7 chicken= CHI 2/3 cat = CA 1/2 goat= GO
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!
Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick!