Funny Riddles

Question: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"

The first man said, "I'll have H₂0."

The second man said, "I'll have H₂0 too."

The second man died.

Why?

Question: What is at the begining of the end, the start of eternity, at the end of time and space, was in the middle of yesterday but is nowhere in tomorrow?

Question: You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?

Question: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?

Question: What grows up and down at the same time?