Funny Riddles

Question: 1 man walks in to a bar another man walks into a bar the third man ducks. Why did the third man bring a duck?

Question: What does it mean when you're reading a fortune?

Question: What desert can you eat out of a cup with out a spoon or fork ?

Question: what did the postman say to the mailbox?

Question: What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?