Funny Riddles

Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Question: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Question: Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food.

Who did?

Question: A blue man lives in a blue house. A green man lives in a green house. Who lives in the white house?

Question: You can easily touch me, but not see me.
You can throw me out, but not away.

What am I?