Funny Riddles

Question: Sailing CCCCCCC

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Question: Which gate can you not go through?

Question: Where do all the letters sleep?