Funny Riddles

Question: Snow White had the dwarfs were having dinner. The dwarfs asked for more food so snow white got them more.

How many seconds did she take?

Question: Two men are facing each other alone in a large room. There is a clock on the wall. One man, who thinks of himself as a prophet, says to the other, "In five minutes you'll be stabbed in the back."

The other man is very distraught and stares at the clock. After five minutes he is stabbed in the back.

What happened?

Question: In Michigan you cannot take a picture of a man in a green hat.

Why?

Question: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

Question: A tomato vine is 3 meters long. The bottom foot of the vine doesn't grow any tomatoes but the rest of the vine grows a tomato every 5 inches.

How many vegetables can grow off of the vine?