Funny Riddles

 
Frog shoes (medium)

By jena

Question: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?


By jena

Question: What did the blanket say to the bed?

Funny Riddle (medium)

Question: Why was the fat man sad?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?

Sneezing nut (medium)

By jena

Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?