Funny Riddles

 

Question: A man in tights is knocked out by a rock next to him.The rock did not touch him.What happened to him?


Question: What are the tree mistake in this sentence?

Desert (medium)

Question: What desert can you eat out of a cup with out a spoon or fork ?

Question: I have 13 arms, 10 legs, 2 head, and smell like burnt denim.

What am I?

Drown (medium)

Question: How do you drown a hipster?